87daysbefore: dylanofuckme: i feel like i am level 5 in photoshop and everyone else is like level 50+ in the elite four i’m level paint
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
tupacabra: *wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
hello students. welcome to my math class...... →
death-by-lulz: galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
richwhitelesbian: he’s makin a list checkin’ it twice! gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
pizza: if i did a somersault would it be called a pizza roll?
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
hitterlick: top 3 things about me fuckin raw super chill funky fresh rule breaker
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
iheartfrenchi: petition for you to not
whorenament: I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
harryflack: remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold