I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires
WHERE CAN I GET THIS
drink until the homicidal thoughts pass
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
people like this give me so much hope
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic.
This took me a second.